Sunday, January 13, 2008


Just a piece I came across several years ago and thought I would share it with you. Sometimes technology isn’t always the best way!

Owed To A SpellChequer

Eye halve a spell in chequer;
It came with my pea sea;
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write -
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee fore two long,
and eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no
its letter-perfect awl the weigh,
my chequer tolled me sew.

Originally posted on my Life blog 15th August 2007


Susan Helene Gottfried said...

When I taught freshman composition, I had a student who I'd BEG to use spell checker. She'd turn in words with semicolons in the middle of them!

It was the only time I asked someone to do that. Usually, I tell them to consult a dictionary.

The story doesn't have a happy ending. I had to fail her, according to the rules of the program, even though she was actually a very good writer.

ndpthepoetress - Jeane Michelle Culp said...

Now that is a funny post - rofl !!!

@ Susan, hi!

grottynosh said...

Susan - I know of astudent here who completed her English exams using sms text format and got a Grade A pass! Absolutely unbelievable.

Michelle - Thought you would like that given your comment on Jos's awesome post. I couldn't resist pulling this one out of my archive :)

Have a wonderful week,

ndpthepoetress - Jeane Michelle Culp said...

Hi Colin, I needed that post - lol. Now I need a virtual address book to keep up with your many alias :) cotojo grottynosh Colin :)

grottynosh said...

Michelle - Pick a name...any name rofl!
Colin aka cotojo aka grottynosh and Me, myself and I hahahaha
Are you confused? I am LOL

Robin Lee Sardini said...

Thanks for the smile, Colin!

Michelle said...

@ Colin: And I thought my names were confusing - lol

Jeane Michelle Culp, Jeane Michelle, Michelle, nom de plume the poetress, ndp,ndpthepoetress, the poetress, poetress


mauniejames said...

this is a riot...I have a friend who uses spellcheck for everything and like that, some of the things in her writing are so funny and she feels it must be passed spell check...

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