Sunday, May 25, 2008

Signs of life

  • At a Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day"
  • Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"
  • On Maternity Room Door: "Push,Push,Push"

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  • On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog"
  • At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
  • On a Scientist's Door: "Gone Fission"

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  • On a Taxidermist Window: "We really know our stuff"
  • On a Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels"
  • On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs"
  • At a Used Car Lot: "Second-hand cars in first crash condition"

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  • Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive"
  • At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"
  • In a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming"

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  • At a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people"
  • On a Butcher's Window: "Pleased to meat you"
  • At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
  • Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left"

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  • In a Veterinarians Waiting Room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  • On a Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"
  • At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be"

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  • At a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
  • On a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got"
  • At a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte"

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  • On a Restaurant Window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up"
  • At a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop"
  • In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want"

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  • At a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet"
  • At a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait"
  • At General Conference: "Welcome! We're generally in conference"

3 Comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Pleased to meat you?? Ha haa!! I like that - my have to "borrow" someday :-)

versicherungen said...

Really Good sign. Thanks for your post.

Ms. Scorpia said...

Hello Shinade,

You left a comment at U-N-U Radio. I definitely apologize for using the language. The site is an Indie internet radio station. So U-N-U is not a band. I spin Indie Rock and all the other genres.

I never meant to use the phrase as a way of disrespect at all. I'm 30 yrs old by the way. So I would hope that you wouldn't completely dismiss something that I feel is very positive for a lot of artists on my station.

Again, I will be happy to remove it, but I'm not some young-minded teenage talent. People are allowed to make mistakes and it was bad judgement on my part.

I like your blog by the way.

Sincerely,
DJ Scorpia
Owner/Station Manager/A&R Scout for MLS
djscorpia@unuradio.com