Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Speedy Cat's Chicken City Community Moneypenny

The "Famous Chicken Road Crossings Meme" was created by the covert blogging mastermind and reporting regent "Miss Money Pennies from Heaven". Speedy likes Miss Moneypenny :-)

Here is how this meme works .... copy and paste the list below, then "tag" others by adding their links to one or more of the famous people. You can also add your own "famous person(s)" and quote(s). Add or delete from the list, but keep the cast of players at the bottom intact.

Don't forget to add your own link!

We all know the answer to “Why did the Chicken cross the Road?”, right?
To get to the other side has been carefully considered by these famous people:

Moses, 1300 BC: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.

Julius Caesar, 47 BC: veni, vidi, vici (I come, I see, I conquer)

Mrs. Thomas Paine, 1776 AD: Out of common sense.

George Washington, 1776 AD: Actually, the chicken crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don’t reveal this where I created the first chicken soup!

Einstein, 1905 AD: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and your relative speed!

Mrs. Sigmund Freud, 1926 AD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying secret sexual insecurity.

Mrs. Pablo Picasso, 1938 AD: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken is an Abstract of my Art!

Gilligan, 1964 AD : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!

Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate -357687.2 (1966): To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Howard Cosell, 1970 AD: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapiens pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.

Richard M. Nixon, 1973 AD: The chicken never crossed my crooked road and for the record,“I am not a crook!”

Roseanne Barr, 1988 AD: Burrrrrp. What chicken?

George H. W. Bush, 1991 AD: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Bill Clinton, 1998 AD: I have no recollection of exposing myself to this chicken, although the chicken may have crossed the road to examine my normal grooming techniques after removing my pants!

Speedy Buddhacat, 2008 AD: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Tiger Woods, 2088 AD: I used to be a golf star .... who are you? Why is that chicken in my room?
Players: Miss Moneypenny, Linda, Robin, Kimberly Artimus Barker, Olga the Traveling Bra, Los Lobo, Bobby The Revellian, Roberts Road, Speedcat Hollydale, Blue Ribbon Bloggers, Julie's Blog (add your link here)

Note: Click "HERE" to view the initial creation of a Covert Chicken Meme!


This could be the Big Bang of Chickens in a new Running Chicken Clucker Nebula!

Since DrowseyMonkey doesn’t eat chicken, there is a rumor floating around the digital high seas that she has been working on a secret Chicken Tofu Silicon Salad Meme during her Blogging Break!


Jos said...

Sounds like great fun, Speedy! I am sure our co-authors will come up with some great additions, chickenwise!
Thanks for tagging us, buddy :))

mauniejames3 said...

Dean Koontz said; yes, we saw the chicken appear in the fog..and then 7 green men appeared and carried the chicken off somewhere..

Julia Child said; well todays show is about plucking and roasting road kill...make sure your hands are very clean.......

Robin Hood said; yes little john did bring a chicken home but he said he found it in the center of the road..and you know how honest we are in Sherwood Forest.

and ya didn't even tag me...bwahhh

mauniejames3 said...

Oh yea...I'm a blue ribbon blogger..so ya did kinda tag me...much sorry deary...he he he

Unknown said...

have you tried rattle snake? i hear it tastes like chicken.

mauniejames3 said...

yup your right perps...but so does
alligator..frogs legs....phesant,
wild duck...wild turkey...lots of things but...but...Speedy only likes chicken...right Speedy?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Jos: Hi! I was not sure if this type of post would fit in here, but the content seemed funny to me... so I posted it up :-)

Maunie: Ha haaaaa!!! Very nice. You are good at this, for sure. I love the "Julia Child" part :)

PFC: "NO"!!!! (yheckthh)
I do not eat any kind of snake. I have been bitten by a few though. My brother and I used to catch them around the pond when we were kids. Now, they freak me out!

Maunie: You know me all to well (smile)

Jos said...

Hi Eric!
I love these kinds of posts, I really do! In fact, why don't you try and make a recurring theme about this on the BRB?

Hi Maunie, I agree with Eric. You ARE good at this...

and: Hi Eric and Maunie,
As a matter of fact, why don't the two of you start on something like this as a continuing theme/story, here on the BRB?