10 ways to be a super stud in Florida from least to most important

10. Have hair and own teeth

9. Don't rely on a walker or wheel chair

8. Can speak reasonably well and chew with mouth closed

7. Showers or bathes fairly often...owns white belt and shoes

6. Can make conversation with children and grand children

5. Can dance or at least sway from side to side

4. Available for early bird specials

3. If married..never mention wife

2. Not younger then 40 or older then 80..or 90

1. Most important....can drive at night