How to make a tuna sandwich

Open a can of tuna..be careful of the cat twirling around your legs...get a bowl for the tuna and a flat dish for the cat...put a small amount of tuna in the dish for the cat and put it down on the floor out of the way..go to the refrigerator and get the celery and mayo..oops the phone is ringing..trip over the cat..land with your face on the couch and your knee on the floor..answer the phone..tell them you will call back..answer the door...tell the gentleman looking for hubby your fine..no that's not blood all over your face you just scraped it on the couch...ah okay then could you have hubby call? sure...go into the bathroom and wipe blood off face and knee...pick up the dish on the floor and put it out of the way...chop celery and add mayo and tuna, mix..trip over the cat again..but regain balance this time...answer the door..thank neighbor for the tomatoes....invite her in...stick bowl with tuna in refrigerator and get glasses of lemonade..wipe blood off of face again and explain it's nothing..really..ignore phone ringing...someone else at door is going away for a week can I use extra milk, bread or anything...no thanks just shopped..phone rings again...maybe you should get that..neighbor says...door opens hubby comes in with pizza.. get more lemonade and set out plates three of them sit down while you go back into the bathroom to see to your face and knee..forget the tuna..go back to bed...