Tuesday, February 5, 2008

10 ways to be a super stud in Florida from least to most important

10. Have hair and own teeth

9. Don't rely on a walker or wheel chair

8. Can speak reasonably well and chew with mouth closed

7. Showers or bathes fairly often...owns white belt and shoes

6. Can make conversation with children and grand children

5. Can dance or at least sway from side to side

4. Available for early bird specials

3. If married..never mention wife

2. Not younger then 40 or older then 80..or 90

1. Most important....can drive at night


Mo and The Purries said...

Dang - I had met all the qualifications 'til #1.

Jos said...

Dang too -- I already flunked at #5

Anonymous said...

I'm just sayen...hubby could be a super stud....come one come all...a few things could be forgiven.........

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Well ... I can make the list except for the last part of 8. YIKES!!!

(crunch crunch crunch)

ndpthepoetress Jean Michelle Culp said...

Drats, this makes it almost impossible for anyone to find Mr. Right :)