Sunday, February 24, 2008

True friendship - none of that sissy crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words..

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...


ndpthepoetress Jean Michelle Culp said...

Good one purplefrogcat! At last the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth to true Friendship!! said...

I agree Michelle.

Great job Kim. I can tell you're a true friend to treasure ~ And true friendship is harder and harder to come by as you get older. I miss it so...


Anonymous said...

I had to laugh at this one. This is the way my friends and I are with one another. Whenever I start smiling they know that there is something devious planned for us to do. haha Great post!

Mo and The Purries said...

Great posts.
True friends are treasures, that's for sure!

Me. Here. Right now. said...

A good friend will bail you out, a best friend will be sitting in the cell next to you.

Jos said...

"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job." ~Laurence J. Peter