Just a piece I came across several years ago and thought I would share it with you. Sometimes technology isn’t always the best way!
Owed To A SpellChequer
Eye halve a spell in chequer;
It came with my pea sea;
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write -
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee fore two long,
and eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no
its letter-perfect awl the weigh,
my chequer tolled me sew.
Originally posted on my Life blog 15th August 2007
9 Comments:
When I taught freshman composition, I had a student who I'd BEG to use spell checker. She'd turn in words with semicolons in the middle of them!
It was the only time I asked someone to do that. Usually, I tell them to consult a dictionary.
The story doesn't have a happy ending. I had to fail her, according to the rules of the program, even though she was actually a very good writer.
Now that is a funny post - rofl !!!
@ Susan, hi!
Susan - I know of astudent here who completed her English exams using sms text format and got a Grade A pass! Absolutely unbelievable.
Michelle - Thought you would like that given your comment on Jos's awesome post. I couldn't resist pulling this one out of my archive :)
Have a wonderful week,
Colin
Hi Colin, I needed that post - lol. Now I need a virtual address book to keep up with your many alias :) cotojo grottynosh Colin :)
Michelle - Pick a name...any name rofl!
Colin aka cotojo aka grottynosh and Me, myself and I hahahaha
Are you confused? I am LOL
Thanks for the smile, Colin!
@ Colin: And I thought my names were confusing - lol
Jeane Michelle Culp, Jeane Michelle, Michelle, nom de plume the poetress, ndp,ndpthepoetress, the poetress, poetress
:)
this is a riot...I have a friend who uses spellcheck for everything and like that, some of the things in her writing are so funny and she feels it must be right..it passed spell check...
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